“Lemme go! My team needs me! You can’t keep me here like this! I’ll…. mmmmmpppphhfff!”

“Shut up, boi. Suck on that sweaty jock of mine instead. You’re not going anywhere for a while.”

That’s one way to train…

The Superbowl may be over, but you have to use those uniforms all the time… especially if unwashed.