Imagine burying your nose into this gear after a long, hot, sweaty practice…

So lift up that shirt and cool off a bit…

Okay, I think the second pic is lacrosse, but let’s not get picky…

I don’t think it’ll protect them from what I have in mind…

“Lemme go! My team needs me! You can’t keep me here like this! I’ll…. mmmmmpppphhfff!”

“Shut up, boi. Suck on that sweaty jock of mine instead. You’re not going anywhere for a while.”