Dream come true?

I’m returning from Vegas probably as you read this.  No time for a report yet, but just to hold you over, this thought…

For a while, when you went to an amusement park or carnival, one of the prizes at the games was a large Spiderman doll.  It was practically already hogtied for your enjoyment.  I never got one, but I’m still thinking about it, and what I’d do to it.  No, I don’t usually play with dolls, but I’d make an exception here.  All those bound Spideys, so little time…